That is turkey talk for Happy Thanksgiving.
I am fluent in poultry-ease.
I was voted Most Likely to Succeed in 9th grade (no joke), so I guess it was pretty prophetic, eh?
I wanted to wish each of you (Americans) a very Happy Thanksgiving. To the rest of you, have the best generic Thursday ever!
I am thankful for you, my readers, for without you and this blog, my therapy bill would be sky high.
Thank you for reading, for commenting, for sharing, and for connecting. May your day be filled with family, or if you don’t like your family, may it be filled with delicious food and good company.
Yours in Fart Jokes,